According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
*reblogs for later reference*
oh my god it works
sometime in like 5th or 6th grade i had “lagniappe” as a vocab word but for the life of me i couldn’t remember anything except that it started with “la” and meant “gift”
Having dragons would solve like 95% of my problems I s2g
Benefits to having dragons:
- Burn your enemies because they breathe fire
- Can also snuggle dragon when ur sad
- Girls will think you’re cool
- If it lays eggs you can have EVEN MORE dragons
- NOBODY WILL SCREW WITH YOU
Downsides to having dragons:
- There are no downsides
What I think about daily