Coming out of the closet like
The URL makes this better
Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.
i found the real life opposite of Night Vale in the newspaper this morning
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
Someday you’re going to walk past a fez.
Yeah probably as Twelve and I will cry.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow