datkarkatass:

wafflesforstephanie:

elluka-clockworker:

gallifreyan-wings:

casuallyracistatthedisco:

towriteanalsexonherarms:

you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off

and then brought back to life, and then killed off again

BITCH PLEASE

Please children 

You complaints are but petty whining when compared to:

but no one can compare to

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

eteriart:

meexart:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I can’t breath, this is the BEST slideshow post I’ve EVER seen!!!!!! <3

sevenplusfour:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

nightli:

you’ll never get me alive