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thebloggerbloggerfun:

bisexualdemondean:

Coming out of the closet like

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The URL makes this better

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WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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Asked by Anonymous:
i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.

iguanamouth:

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awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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glassesblu:

Somebody draw this please

glassesblu:

Somebody draw this please

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agent-amazing-fire:

thesiriuseffect:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.

"set free"

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fyeahchexmix:

I swear to god if this joke has been done before

fyeahchexmix:

I swear to god if this joke has been done before

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lifehackable:

More SnapChat Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More SnapChat Hacks Here

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onetothestate:

roryink:

itsmylifewhateveriwannado:

i found the real life opposite of Night Vale in the newspaper this morning

#SUNNYVALE #FUCKING SUNNYVALE ARE YOU SHITTING ME (izzychao)

Source.

onetothestate:

roryink:

itsmylifewhateveriwannado:

i found the real life opposite of Night Vale in the newspaper this morning

  (izzychao)

Source.

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hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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songofages:

akhatehn:

Someday you’re going to walk past a fez.


Yeah probably as Twelve and I will cry.

songofages:

akhatehn:

Someday you’re going to walk past a fez.

Yeah probably as Twelve and I will cry.

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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

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foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

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